How to be successful at work.

1. Be overly-confident of your capabilities. Ignorance is bliss.

2. Fake it till you make it.

3. Suck up to your direct superiors.

4. Look the part. Look professional and be professional at all time. Work is work. They don't have to know your personal life.

5. Work-life balance. Work smart, not work hard dummy.

6. Always be early and have your morning coffee.

7. Act busy but know when and how to pace your time.

8. Time management. Have a check-list and do urgent and important priorities first dummy. Get a diary.

9. Go for a quick workout after work. No heavy dinner. Stay fit and healthy.

10. Take food supplements or vitamins. Like omega 3 fish oil, vitamin c, green tea, Apple cider vinegar, veggies, fruits, etc.

11. Sometimes, go for a drink after work to release stress.

12. Take holiday or vacation breaks to explore, relax and unwind.

13. If you are happy, you will be happy at work and in life too. So invest in yourself and always be in your A game.

14. If you don't like the face of your superior but you are expected to suck up to him or her, drink sweet coffee, eat chocolate or drink alcohol. So you can pretend to like your superior. Suck it up.

15. If you feel angry or upset go fruit yourself. I mean eat fruits.

16. Stock up your snacks. Coffee, Milo, green tea, Lipton tea, biscuits, Apple, Orange, vitamins, oats, chocolates, bread, tuna, instant noodles, etc.

17. Always have a jacket or cardigan for the office.

18. Prepare your stationery. Take down notes to refer. Organize your desk and computer.

19. During lunch have a hearty meal. Like mee Siam, mee rebus, Soto ayam, etc.

20. Don't be afraid to curse once a while under your breath. Work sucks, I know.

21. Collect as much certificates, compliments and awards.

22. Keep your eye on the prize. Investment, financial freedom, a house, etc.

23. Have a deadline on your savings and manage your budget.

24. If all fails, sell nasi lemak at the nearest coffee shop. Learn how to make the best nasi lemak. Till you are old enough to own your own house and live off rental.

25. Say yes you can do it and then learn how to do it like a pro.

26. Don't talk to much, just be confident AF.

27. Don't get fat.

28. Aim to be the best at your job MF.